A Week in \m/

came a little late, blame it on my fate
i was an outcast, never so in the past
pleaded for mercy, paid up the penalty
full of pain, my cries were in vain

whiling away time, didnt even rhyme
it was all lame, for 15 mins of fame
soaked up in sweat, was royally upset
ln a pigeon hole & cheering every goal

midnight icecream, football livestream
masti in amphi, deciding the top three
in a quiet corner, book as my partner
gazing at the clear sky,I bonded with IMI

From College Class to Cattle Class

Teems of people, swarming like bees
the master couldnt get past them with ease
as soon as the carriage came to a halt
they made a mad rush like usain bolt

even the lights werent on but everyone was settled
hadnt paid the fees but started to question
I had the tinker tailor & soldier spy
everyone wanted a piece of the pie

the toilet was filth, littered with paan
discussion baords were littered with gyaan
it picked up speed & I was full of dirt
some to propagate & some to flirt

Its been a year since i've been here
as i got down from the train, i realised i fear
from college class to this cattle class
its all the same & full of chaos

Drunken Monkey

for the undivided attention of your mom

n number of chocolates a day is the norm

toy car which would run when given a key

how your mind leaps like a drunken monkey

cricket bat cooler than tom, dick or harry's

mcburger with friends and extra large cheese

date a girl friend sexier than katrina kaif

smoke some pot or grass & all that aint safe

tell me, isnt your mind leaping like a drunken monkey?

no qualifications but the best job in town

jeez,find someone whom i can call as my own

how u long for a cutie little pie to call u as dad

be with him till he grows up to be a strong lad

caught up in the coils of its own serpent

the mind IS leaping like a druken monkey